Help Wanted...

WANTED: Someone willing to cook for a pregnant lady! Really I think I am about ready to hire a cook, I can't seem to think straight when I get in the kitchen. This evening after I got home from working with my Mother in-law I decided Pumpkin Pie sounded so good. And thus began my attempt at getting it made, it is not a hard thing to make, I have made a couple before. But with my brain, first I did not have all the spices I needed so I improvised, no big deal and then we get to the part about adding Evaporated Milk...to make a long story short twice I opened a can of Sweetened Condensed Milk and wouldn't you know the last time I really thought I had the right thing in my hand and so I proceeded to dump it in. And so I am now sitting here waiting on my husband to get home with my car so I can go to the store and get more ingredients. Doesn't anyone feel sorry for me? Now you can see why I am ready to hire a cook, the only thing you need to know how to make "this week" are pumpkin pies, grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup. Anyone want the job?